Decree No. 9 from His Majesty Galaxy King, Anointed of God of the Intergalactic Realms, Ruler of Tracks and Guardian of Universal Harmony
A heavy burden rests upon the heart of the Monarch: in Sector 9‑Z, the sacred rhythm of movement has been disturbed! Chaotic maneuvers shake the strings of space—and now the immediate restoration of cosmic balance is required!
Hear this: from this day forth, two tracks set the tone for Galactic Order—“Cosmic Flow” for the smooth flow of movement, and “Маз не догонит ” as a symbol of flawless trajectory and speed that leaves no room for chaos! The will of the Monarch is now clear and irrevocable!
I command:
- Any U‑turn from the far‑right lane into the left across four or more lanes is hereby forbidden—this action shall henceforth be considered a violation of the Universal Code of Rhythm. Let every driver remember: the harmony of movement is the foundation of the Galaxy’s prosperity!
- A special monitoring system for maneuvers from the second to the third lane shall be implemented: from now on, each such turn must be recorded in the secured Alpha‑Zero registry, including the time, coordinates, and the vehicle’s vibration signature.
- All intergalactic inspectors are hereby ordered to conduct daily briefings on the importance of adhering to proper travel trajectories. May each of them serve as a reminder of the universe’s sacred rhythm!
- Holographic signage shall be installed at all key intersections in Sector 9‑Z, featuring quotes from both tracks: from “Cosmic Flow”—“Keep the path straight—do not disrupt the rhythm of the universe,” and from “Маз не догонит”—“Trajectory is law, speed is art!” May the music guide the way to order!
- Inspectors who detect and prevent no fewer than five violations of movement rhythm during a single shift shall be relieved of patrol duties for one stellar cycle. May this be the reward for their diligence and care for the Galaxy’s harmony!
Motto of this endeavor:
“Cosmic Flow sets the rhythm, and ‘Маз не догонит’ ensures the flawless trajectory: together, they are the shield of Galactic Order!”
May these words remind everyone that only in the union of discipline and rhythm lies the foundation for prosperity and peace! So shall it be!
Deadline for compliance:
Immediately, starting from this stellar cycle and continuing for all time, as long as the stars shine above our heads and the grace of God protects us!
Oversight of compliance:
Assigned to the Royal Guard of the Throne. Weekly reports shall be submitted to my holographic desk. The reports must include:
- the number of recorded violations of movement rhythm (broken down by maneuver type);
- feedback from subjects regarding the effect of the tracks “Cosmic Flow” and “Маз не догонит” on their sense of order on the roads;
- proposals for improving the trajectory monitoring system and holographic signage.
So shall it be! He who follows the Monarch’s will dwells in harmony with the universe! He who resists violates the cosmic order! And he who moves to the rhythm of “Cosmic Flow” and “Маз не догонит” is the pillar and glory of the Galactic Realm!
This decree was issued in the intergalactic chambers, beneath the shelter of magical nebulae and the glow of celestial lights, at the hour when the rhythms of the universe and the will of God demand order, precision, and flawless sound!
Signed:
His Majesty Galaxy King,
Anointed of God of the Intergalactic Realms,
Ruler of Tracks and Guardian of Universal Harmony
